Bad prizes

Not much to report today. Oh, except, in a friendly team competition, I won THIS monstrosity at work:

Normally, I would have been thrilled, and possibly scarfed the lot in that one afternoon. Instead I midly panicked for 15 seconds, before flinging them in my bag and taking them home as a present for a delighted Joel.

Seriously, I never even knew I had this kind of willpower.